It’s time to re-educate the nation, bum wiping MUST be readdressed,
There is a serious loo roll shortage and to find any we’re hard pressed.
Why do some of your need so much? Have I been doing it in the wrong place?
I had no idea of the impact of this hardship we were set to face.
I guess there’s been a shift in offload location, if you now need so much more?
There is more sh*t going down at home than there ever was before!
Was the norm before to do your sh*t at work and not do it in your own abode?
Had you trained your kids to leave their sh*t at school in order to lighten the load?
My husband always comes home full of sh*t but that’s the way it’s always been,
Perhaps some drop their sh*t at the front door and that’s why it’s never seen.
I know that some always lose their sh*t, handy, if it helps you do without a roll.
How do you deal with your sh*t, if you suffer with self control?
Sh*t happens I know that for sure, since we are all in a shi**y place,
Supermarket shelves, the bare bums of society, all sheets vanished without a trace.
Some people are literally living on a square, forced to ration their wipe to get by,
While others self isolate in a bog roll fort, smug with their abundant supply.
But this sh*t is about to hit the fan, this sh*t has already got real,
Leave some bog roll on the shelf as this sh*t situation is not ideal!
By Michelle Stevens