(Everyone’s doing it in lockdown - and so am I!)
When building my muscles
And pumping my blood
I never get rained on
Or covered in mud
Exercise bike, exercise bike!
Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!
I'm still where I started
The very same place
Unlikely to win
Any Tour de France race
Exercise bike, exercise bike!
Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!
My two wheels are spinning
As fast as the Flash
But no need to panic
Because I can't crash
Exercise bike, exercise bike!
Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!
There's not any traffic
There aren't any jams
I'm free of all cars
Coaches, buses and trams
Exercise bike, exercise bike!
Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!
Don't want to go swimming
Play football or run
I've found a new way
To keep fit that's more fun
Exercise bike, exercise bike!
Exercise, exercise, exercise bike!
Exercise, exercise
Exercise, exercise
Exercise, exercise...
BIKE!
(PHEW!)
By Neal Zetter