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An Ode to Dominic Cummings

Dear Dominic Cummings

You're free to roam 

Whilst the rest of us sit tight

and stay at home.

For you make the rules

And we....just obey

Cos we know how important  

It is we all stay

Locked up from our loved ones

As you have decreed 

Whilst you can go anywhere 

Do whatever you need 

With integrity, responsibility 

And all legal Boris says...

But we all now hope 

It's the end of your days

Cos all that we wanted 

Was the truth to be said

Not some political bollocks

Like we're all brain dead

So F*** off now Cummings 

And be on your way

You're a disgrace to this country 

We don't believe what you say

By Chris Penny



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