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The Careless Couldn't Care Less

Are you dying for diarrhoea

To use up your toilet roll?

Are you hoping for a headache

To use your paracetamol?

If so you’re one of those

Who, when this all started,

Found that your brains

Had sadly departed.

Well, at least you know

They could not have gone far,

Being the miniscule size

That they are.

No larger, in fact,

Than a painkiller pill,

Like the ones that you bought

Leaving none for the ill?

By Peter Cole


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