Clear Out the Shed

Rediscover stuff forgotten

Busted, broken, dusty, rotten

Boredom hit a new rock bottom?

“Let's clear out the shed”

Didn't know such junk existed

Scrap and crap piles all z-listed

It's a task to be resisted

“Let's clear out the shed”

“Let's clear out the shed”

“Let's clear out the shed”

Much prefer to eat my head

“Let's clear out the shed”

Never was one for spring cleaning

Who cares if this place is gleaming?

Tear your hair out then start screaming

“Let's clear out the shed”

Bike bits, wallpaper and paint pots

Plugs, rugs, cracked mugs, I don't know what

Chipped tiles, lino - bin the whole lot

“Let's clear out the shed”

“Let's clear out the shed”

“Let's clear out the shed”

Rather shoot myself instead

“Let's clear out the shed”

It's a task I've not requested

Mixing with the rat-infested

Have to get myself blood-tested

“Let's clear out the shed”

Garbage? What a huge selection

Mouldy mattress for rejection

Condoms unfit for protection

“Let's clear out the shed”

“Let's clear out the shed”

“Let's clear out the shed”

Find a body, long since dead

“Let's clear out the shed”

“Let's clear out the shed”

“Let's clear out the shed”

What's the job that you most dread?


By Neal Zetter


#rhyme #humour #lockdownlife

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